Husband- Wife Joke:
Ek baar pati-patni me bada jhagda ho gaya. Pati aur patni ek-dusre ki galati thahrate rahe. Koi apni galati manane ko taiyar nahi. Padosh me ek retired judge rahte the jo free me sachcha faisala karte the. Dono unke paas pahunche. Judge sahab ne pahle pati se puchha, 'Jo faisala karunga usko manoge?
Pati ne jawab diya, 'Yes Sir. '
Phir yehi baat patni se puchha. Patni ne jawab diya, 'Jab meri galati hi nahi to kaise manungi? Inki galati thahraiyega tab main manungi'.
Judge sahab ne faisala karne se mana kar diya aur apni patni ke baare me sonchne lage aur ye khyal karne lage ki sab ek hi tarah ki hoti hai.